Abraham Says

All Clips:

1. 

   Bisquik

   "When you were pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?"

   Episode: Knots Untie (s06e11 - 11:37)

2. 

   Dingleberries

   "Why are dingleberries brown? That’s just the way shi* is."

   Episode: 'Not Tmorrow Yet (s06e12 - 14:34)

3. 

   Butt Steak

   "That’s some off-the-chart stupidity. Some Grade-A, butt steak idiocy."

   Episode: 'Alays Accountable (s06e06 - 31:13)

4. 

   Ocean of Shit

   "There is a vast ocean of shi* that you people don’t know shi* about."

   Episode: 'Conqur (s05e16 - 53:38)

5. 

   Loose Ends

   "Cause loose ends make my ass itch."

   Episode: 'Alays Accountable (s06e06 - 19:54)

6. 

   Mother Dick

   "Mother dick"

   Episode: 'Sped (s05e14 - 22:30)

7. 

   Bite a Dick

   "You knew how to bite a dick Eugene. I mean that with utmost of respect."

   Episode: 'Twie as Far (s06e14 - 37:59)

8. 

   Clean End

   "You’d have better luck picking up a turd by the clean end."

   Episode: 'Tice as Far (s06e14 - 17:46)

9. 

   Last Woman

   "When I first met you, I thought you were the last woman on Earth. You’re not."

   Episode: 'No Tomorrow Yet (s06e12 - 14:47)

10. 

    Short and Curlies

    "We don’t give two short and curlies what it looks like."

    Episode: 'Strangers (05e02 - 11:07)

11. 

    Damn Mess

    "Oh honey, look at you. You’re a damn mess."

    Episode: 'Clamed (s04e11 - 01:34)

12. 

    Goat Rodeo

    "I’ve been to 8 county fairs and one goat rodeo, I’ve never seen anything like that."

    Episode: 'SelfHelp (s05e05 - 29:13)